(( Contains spoilers for the entire Book of the New Sun, including the fifth book that follows the tetralogy. They've been out for ages, but if you had plans to read the books soon, you may want to skip Thecla's application ( Read more... )

As a certain manager muttered as he left the room, Wishbone dragged the last of the decorations in ( Read more... )

Any Christmas that started out with socks was going to be a good one. Grant was one of five people in the world who liked getting socks, because they were useful, and he didn't have to spend his own money on them. Unlike the grandmothers of the world, though, he understood that giving socks was a generally bad idea. Nothing quite says, 'I'm ( Read more... )

((Approved by all appropriate muns.))

( ((Spoilers for Quantum of Solace)) )

((Yes, I did get Snape-mun's permission. I apologize to him in advance for what I am about to do ( Read more... )

The Sorting Hat had been dabbling in way too many fringe philosophies. (Neo-Rosicrucianism? Really, Sorting Hat?) It seemed that puppet!Ron Weasley's name for it, Sorting Hat the Wise, had gone to the Hat's lack-of-visible-head ( Read more... )

All was in readiness. La Fee Verte had badgered the house elves into redecorating the Little Green Apple in a remarkably tacky faithful reproduction of retro faux-Polynesian chic. Laid out on one table was a feast of various 'island delicacies', the centerpiece of which was a whole roast pig. On the bar was a row of tiki mugs waiting to be filled, ( Read more... )

((There are spoilers here for what happens to Agent Fields, and her name, but both of those have been in reviews that I've seen, so they might not be that spoilerific. There are no spoilers for the plot of Quantum of Solace, except for that bit at the very end, where he wakes up and it turns out that the whole series was a dream Michael Scott had ( Read more... )

For fondue that took a month to make, it had better be pretty damn good ( Read more... )

((OOC: linked post is NSFW and odds are this thread will be as well given the topic, but come, have fun, mess with the samurai's head ;) In return, he'll mess with yours ♥))

Having found a worthy companion, and wishing to cement his claim with that person, or at least distract him again while Yukimura gets exactly what he wants again, Yukimura ( Read more... )